But at least his country will stop changing so much, what with all of Obama’s insurance stuff and gay people. PC too. That’s shit is killing the country. Is he also getting a pay freeze, I thought that was happening to Feds too?

My Trump-voting colleague has spent the last year interviewing and going through the motions to enroll in a particular federal job training program that would have guaranteed him a significantly higher salary and better benefits than our current job. Hebjust told me that he can’t get hired now because of Trump’s…

This. And I’m not even from America. These are the rich 1% that most people were protesting against during the Recession, and now they’re in charge of one of the most powerful nations in the world. Good job, America.

It will expose he’s not paying taxes, is not as rich as he says he is and is not nearly as generous as he claims to be.

April 15th is a Saturday this year. I’d love to have protests across the country demanding release.

Seems like a good idea to me.

Bingo.

It’s sort of gratifying to know that for as much as Trump whines, he’s also literally the biggest bedwetter in the world.

=) I’m pretty sure jokes like this pop up on all the former Gawker sites, I was just lucky enough to be the first this time.

Punching Nazis shouldn’t be illegal. It’s a goddamn American pastime, ffs.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

If the guy who punched him gets arrested I will gladly donate to a fund to pay his bail. That guy is the hero we need right now.

I wish I had the power to ungrey you.

That is fair. Honestly I just think a Clinton inauguration would’ve been at least two years of Obama’s lame duck year. Congress opposing everything it can and doing its own thing.

Typical nobummer administration weakness. A REAL president could have negotiated with the waterslide industry to cut slide costs down and get the interstate built. We could have had a fun way to get to work everyday but NOOOOOOOO WELL ALL THATS GONNA CHANGE NOW ISN’T IT

Who’s actually in charge of the national guard there? Dumpster fired the commander.

Yes Drumpfo/Dumpo brings us peace and unity. Fuckyourselfyou fucking fuck.

I think a riot is called for after swearing in a Russian mole as President.

Well, we are off to a great start.

I wish I still smoked. This day is driving me nuts.