I’m 6'1". I pay extra for Delta Comfort. I’ll never fly regular coach again. Also, the further forward you are in the plane (no matter the airline), the more room there is between seats (it’s a weight distribution thing).

I hate it when those dirty Irish attack hard working Americans and take their jobs. Too bad Kelly’s understanding of America’s refugee crises is limited to hating on brown people. https://www.history.com/news/when-america-despised-the-irish-the-19th-centurys-refugee-crisis

Who do you think? THE LIBYANS!

I can’t wait to learn what the orange turd’s penis looks like. Hurray?

It’s a trick. lithium ion battery’s capacities depend a lot on surface area. Making the phone thicker doesn’t help as much with battery life so much as making the phone wider and taller (that’s why iPads seem to last an insane amount of time compared to iPhones). Once the manufactures figured this out, they just told…

Trump’s use of Dr. King’s name when he spews hatred and racism is a testament to King’s power over his. Every wall he builds, people like King will tear down. King will remain an American hero for centuries to come, while Trump will be discarded in the trashcan of history.

If you have a Santorum problem, you just need some baby wipes. Clean that right up.

It’s just the first step in the robot uprising.

They need to add “Hal” as a wake word already. I’ve been calling my Alexa “computer” for months, a la Star Trek. It just seems obvious to add Hal.

He’s gonna make a great president in 20 years or so.

LaPierre is right, the NRA doesn’t exploit school shootings for political gain, they do it for money! That’s truly American.

So, this means you can call the rich and famous of Iraq just by guessing some consecutive numbers or number pattern. All 1s, that’s the President!, All 2s the biggest actor in the country! All 3s, you’ve just called the head of the intelligence agency!, go directly to jail!

Sure, but how are their beers?

Despite seemingly not having nearly enough medical staff, the Discovery has enough graphic designers and tailors (or more likely, replicators) to immediately whip up a whole ship’s worth of Terran Empire uniforms and livery at a moment’s notice. It was a fun montage, but it was also delightfully silly.

Consent is easier explained and understood via tea metaphors...

So, it’s Glee?

Wait, Donald Trump told me all the labor problems in America were because of brown people and coal regulations. Now they tell me robots are actually the problem?? This doesn’t fit with my preconceived biases toward sneaky sneaky immigrants.

Isn’t every episode of SVU a Harvey Weinstein episode... sort of, in the end?

I approve this message. Futurama came out in 1999.

It’s a festivus miracle!