Mr. Trump doesn’t want to pull snowflake Barron out of school early, yet doesn’t care a stich about the families and kids of the US State Dept.

You don’t know me HamNo! You don’t know my address!

I think the Secret Service actually thinks the Mar a Lago resort is way better from a security standpoint (might have just been a security expert). As far as I’m considered, he can just stay in Florida indefinitely.

Trump and his family need to start putting the needs of the American people and New Yorkers before themselves. They need to move to more securable location now and move everyone (Melanie and Baron) to the White House come January 21. Time to grow up Donnie boy and move to a big boy house.

If you’re a women and you voted for Trump, I hope you are ready for Pence’s barefoot and pregnant agenda. In the Reich young females were expected to bare children for the good of Germany, I hope you don’t have any plans for the next 18 years.

I’m sorry, if you’re not management you’re poor in Trump’s America.

Rick Perry would be happy to let you have the day off. Nuclear fission is a Chinese hoax and nuclear power plants are totally fake.

Christmas was invented to remind poor people that they are not special, lazy, and deserve to work till they die. Merry Christmas America! Now get me my donut poor person.

Actually, beyond impeachment, it isn’t really clear if he can actually be tried in a court of law while in power.

The only way to keep ebola out is wall around ALL of America. Shut it down, till we figure out this “germs” thing.

“It’s impossible to fully seal a country; when air travel is blocked, people will move by land, sea, and alternative routes that are even harder to track.”

WRONG! Trumps only fly private planes. There are no alternative forms of transport!

The anti-Hillary crowd is cheering on Newt Gingrich and his solution to this problem!:

Indeed.

WRONG.

No list is complete without Augie Rios:

Fuck these people. I mean seriously.

Trump is all just, Chenza at court, the court of silence

I’m and expert on all things Dino and all things god.

You’re just realizing this now? Most of my friends died in a fireball nearly 65 million years ago. Those that survived turned from terrible awe inspiring beasts as big as buildings into robins and sparrows. There clearly is no god.

I’m tucked away in a 600 sq ft. one bedroom with my partner on the UWS. High ceilings, exposed brick walls, fireplace (non-working). And we’re $600 below market rate for that area, which is already way cheaper than Soho, Williamsburg, and the like. I can walk to Central Park and Riverside. I can walk to my gym with a…