I'll take your body now, sir.

If I understand you well enough, quantum mechanics dictates that given an infinite amount of time, large marco observable entities can appear out of nowhere. These objects could be organized in complex structures, like a brick or a lamp or even living things. The chances of this occurring are so small however, that it…

I always enjoyed the falling into lava and rolling around on the lava's surface and burning to death while your head explodes approach to lava death.

Greatest use of a non-gif ever.

Too bad that she didn't have the technically disposable to the people NTSF:SD:SUV!

"She has already said she doesn’t want a second term as Secretary of State." AND "they'd [supporters] happily support an Obama-Clinton ticket — and argue that she’d energize a sagging, depressed Democratic base – women, environmentalists and unions.

Plus, one hell of a piano player!

OR, Obama could drop Biden and pick up either Hillary Clinton or Olympia Snowe (very old school move to have a mixed ticket, but certainly not unprecedented). In the former scenario, Biden goes to Secretary of State, in the later he gets a cabinet position. Both scenarios, Obama could never loose to old Mittens.

"Wireless Workshops, online educational tools, and consultations with experts", so if I never use those services, can I skip the fee?

Don't ever install the App. If it doesn't automatically redirect when you cancel to the page you want, stop visiting their site. The invisible hand of the click wins again!

By some miracle 62 survived...

Didn't see this before my post!

"Oh!, the humanity!!*"

No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent a poet.

I'm fairly certain that Jesus died so this video could happen. You're all welcome. Happy passover!

Wow. Pretty mich the greatest video on the internet.

Along with Saolin's tip, you can tell if an egg is hard boiled by spinning it. Spin the egg, then stop it with your finger and release. An uncooked egg will start to spin again (since the yolk and white will maintain the momentum), a hard boiled egg will not spin after release.

I can make a motor/generator with some copper wire and a magnet, bitches. Date me.