Can we use this knowledge to detect FTL? That is, if suddenly a gamma ray burst appears where it shouldn't can we assume alliens?

I own the shirt!

That's it, I'm calling uteri tummy pockets from now on!

This reminds me of an old Fries joke: An American asks a Frieslander "Where are you from?" The Frieslander answers, "I'm from the Netherlands." The American says, "So you're Dutch?" The Frieslander says, "No, I'm from the Netherlands." The confused American says, "So you're Danish?"

Maybe they're not more interested to girls in red, but less interested to girls in white? Well? Your move scientists.

What about Apollo 18??

The biggest take away for me: what the heck is a Japanese spider crab, and where can I eat one?

I heard this was the main feature of the much lauded Google VR glasses!: they'll show you the world with more information and upside down.

Yeah, I didn't know how to introduce the concept without explaining why I experienced it. But anyway, I don't always drink beer but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.

Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can’t explain that.

I'm sure the airlines will be the first to charge double fair for you and your fetus!

I'd take odds that the RNC forced them to drop the issue. The present course of the Republican Party basically guarantees they'll lose hard this election season. The heads of the party are finally pushing back against the Tea Party and the Religious Nutters. Hopefully, they'll still lose in November.

This is oldish news. When I lived in rural central Africa, a lot of my African friends would wake up and night and talk (to their family members) about the day's event. It was a pretty common mode of sleeping. Unless you're not used to it, and you sleep near someone who wakes up and wants to talk at 2am!

It's the greatest gif I've seen in a while... now if I can only think of a way to meme it.

I do know Peter, and I told him yesterday: Peter, I see the headline: "Scientist Peter Gleick admits he lied to get climate documents" and I read "Heartland Institute lies to American people about climate change, Peter Gleick reveals all." I support you!

I was being cheeky and agreeing with your comment.

Oh snap!

When we finished Total Recall, none of the major players wanted to make a sequel. They all felt that the franchise wasn't well suited to a sequel. They also held the previously accepted idea that sequels were commercial debasements that serious artists did not indulge in.

At least is poses an interesting philosophical quandary: I want to forget a movie because I can't remember the first time I watched it!

Forget painful memories, I'd like to forget awesome movies, so I can watch them over and over again: Star Wars, for example. I grew up watching the films over and over again, so I have no recollection of the big reveal (spoiler alert): that is, I always knew Luke's father was Darth Vader because I learned it at like…