When the Queen dies, it means he-who-shall-not-be-named is one step closer to the throne. God help us all.

I’m taking a hard stanza against these kinds of puns.

Sonnet a bitch

So it seems they seized the poetry books without rhyme or reason....

She is one with the Force and the Force is with her. RIP.

Hey thanks for the compliment!

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...

Parrots are just freaky. They have 8 opposable thumbs, a multi tool for a mouth, 300 degree vision and they can fly too. We need to take care of the earth and each other or they will take their rightful place.

Are you kidding me? Did you see what happened the last time he flew in Southern California airspace?

Agreed. They haven’t missed a beat by throwing Apple articles in amongst the Google i/o conference stuff.

How rude.

Calm down, you guys; Ashley is just trying to trick us into restocking her GIF repository.

“DAMNIT! We NEED more clicks, Ashley! We are running out of money!”
Ashley - “I got this. I just need to find some way of insulting a large number of our readership while giving them the opportunity to reply.”

YEESSSS!

...other stars usually have their giant ass planets (i.e. their Jupiter) orbiting them at a much closer distance. This is really common in other systems!