“Too Urban” is bad. Usually I get bounced for looking “too Harbaugh.”

Let the memes begin!

I’m guessing (I don’t know the La La Land dudes) that the bald fellow who broke the news over the mic was the above-mentioned Jordan Horowitz?

I’ve never seen him before but I admire how he was serious as a heart attack about this. He wasn’t having any jokes, he was not putting up with any confusion, and he fucking…

This was crazy. I tuned out and then thought somebody had crashed the stage. Dude for La La Land was gracious though, he didn’t want to win a tainted Oscar. Crazy ending. Love Jimmy Kimmel’s blame Steve Harvey line.

Here’s a Hot Take. Mark Cuban can get fucked with a tire iron. Just because he’s not a Trump guy doesn’t mean he’s not another piece of shit billionaire who has no issues intimidating the press to make sure his garbage basketball teams fees aren’t hurt.

You expect me to believe that a man who would punch a woman would also make a gay slur?

Lazy.

“I HATE UBER AND YOU SHOULD TO”

All this Super Bowl proves is that this year, in every way/shape/form, Deadspin has been comprehensively owned not by Denton, not by Univision...but by Barstool Sports.

Disagree. Edelman got lucky that the ball bounced off the defender’s leg instead of the ground. Jones’ catch was pure athleticism.

What did Satan do to be associated with this bullshit?

you don’t like Tom Brady

Nah, Jones’ is a better catch. Edelman’s was luck. No one will remember the first one, tho, that’s for sure.

Certain Deadspin staff decided to turn this game into an allegory for the current political reality, and it blew up in their face. Again.

He may be a Trump supporting asshole, but Tom Brady is inarguably the best QB in the history of the NFL.

Deadpsin’s tears are so delicious right now

Can we all remember the play that left Gawker Media in the dust?

SORRY I LIKE YOU GUYS BUT YOU ALL SUCK SO FUCK YOU

This is the equivalent of celebrating Hillary winning the popular vote. Whoop-fucking-ee.

Yeah, the dude throws for 400+ yards and leads a comeback from 25 down, and this is what you post.