The pronouns really make this story hard to follow. I think people should go with zie/zem/zer instead of making themselves plural.

Lol

Pratt is not religious he just wants to share some pamphlets with us and find out if we’ve accepted Jesus H. Christ into our bosoms. 

Sure, just do it yourself. Great advice.

Melissa McCarthy’s husband is obstructing her career. She puts him in everything and he’s just a distraction. 

Yes, now black women will start being treated unfairly. Starting now. Now a message has been sent. 

There’s only one legitimate gripe in this article, the medical care. Retired folks probably need some quality healthcare from time to time. Although maybe they can get that in the ports. This article is just whiny.

Is this satire? You can apply all of these situations to everyday life, or to any vacation. 

This article provides no reason to pick anything other than stainless steel. It merely confirms that stainless steel is the best, but there are other colors available if you feel like it.

Hahaha there’s no way the color of the door adds value to a house! Or whatever “the bottom line” is.

Who said condoms are useless? Where did this author go to school? 

In what country or in what century is “beaner” baseball slang for a ball that hits the batter’s head? Possibly called a beanball, but never beaner.

Why would you ever use present tense? If you already have a job and you’re accomplishing all these things, then why are you sending me your resume?

What are you doing in your life that’s so important you have to weasel out of jury duty? It’s actually pretty fun, even the boring cases. The bad part is sitting around waiting for them to bring you in for selection. Show me how to get out of that. Oh wait, they addressed that, now you just call in the night before.

WTF is cooking water? Like from boiling hot dogs? Pasta? Potatoes? I guess. How do you cook with water? You just boil it. Sounds boring.

It’s free! Except here are ten different ways they charge you. And also it’s full of ads. Good times.

I got over my fear of flying when I learned what turbulence really is. It’s really nothing, like a pothole in the road. Just annoying.

I can’t imagine anything worse than Davidson and Miley Cyrus. Pete is actually ok, but Miley is the worst. I don’t even understand her fame. She’s a horrible singer and just creepy as fuck.

Everything was shit in 2021

Really, they had to make everyone work on Christmas Day for this? It couldn’t wait another couple of weeks?