Oh yes, when someone hurls a stupid insult at a basketball player it’s totally acceptable for him to threaten the guy and his wife. He should totally jump into the stands and strangle them both to death, and no jury would convict him. I mean, what else is Westbrook supposed to do? Discuss the issue with security…

Suck a dick. Rich people have been bribing universities for centuries. This is not a story. 

Who fucking cares. This is the most boring scandal ever. OMG rich people want their children to go to good colleges oh no! Fuck off.

OMG Trump is totally a pimp lock him up! He’s going down this time for sure. This is the one that will get him out of the white house yeaaahhh!

Is it? Seems to me they launch thousands of these things without any trouble. Sounds like the opposite of difficult. 

Kind of supports Trump’s theory about what kind of people these are, and why he’s trying to keep them out of the country.

What’s so great about Don Cheadle? How is he a slam dunk in anything he’s ever done? What is this based on?

And that piece of shit still only gave his caddie $50k, instead of the traditional amount. He’s still trash.

Three people in 150 years. This is not a real problem. Fuck the additional netting. I bet more people have died in parking lot accidents than in the stands. It’s a tragedy this lady died, but it was a fluke. 

6b. What’s a blackjack?

Amber Tamblyn AND Diane Lane? Wow I’m sure that’s who comic book fans are totally pumped for.

Counterpoint: Counting Crows are one of the most god-awful bands of all time, and all their music is horrible. 

The article starts with, “yes, fasting works” and thus discredits the headline and the rest of the story. A+

Wtf is the crap with DC? That’s just stupid and discredits the entire chart.

What do you mean retweets are not endorsements? Of course they are.

Now people are blaming this bathroom trash crisis on Trump’s government shutdown? How about we blame the animals who visit national parks and act like this? They’re probably Trump supporters.

This dummy can’t imagine a reasonable argument against locking up people who text and drive.

Christ, sometimes this site gives the worst workplace advice. Yeah, be the guy who uses up all of his sick time every year, see how far you get with that approach.

When did cable networks crash hard?

Something tells me this is more about the critic not having a good sense of humor. They’re too high-falutin’ to stoop to this level. It’s probably a solid Will Ferrell flick.