If you’ve ever heard George Takei on the Howard Stern show, you know this is absolutely true.

The final twist is it’s actually a middle-aged man who created this persona of a teenage girl posing as a man to cover his tracks. Chilling!

Shit lettuce?

Come on, she’s an escort. She’s a professional and you fell for it. Nathan didn’t.

Why am I pending approval? What happened here with this kinja thing?

The reviewer thinks Nathan with the escort was a “remarkably honest moment” lol.

The only depressing part of the book is the love interest is named Marygay. When/where was that ever a name?

The only depressing part of the book is the love interest is named Marygay. When/where was that ever a name?

Depressing? Made you feel like garbage? Wow, I just thought it was a fun book.

Depressing? Made you feel like garbage? Wow, I just thought it was a fun book.

Get off my lawn, you darn kids!

For some reason I expected it to be more exciting than that, like when Star Trek hits warp speed or something.

I still have no clue who that Morales guy was. Somewhere in season 1, great. What kind of obsessed fan was he brought back for?

The kids were laughing, this was clearly all in good fun. Parents need to simmer down.

Now this affects me. Fuck Kevin Spacey for ruining this show I like, but also fuck this accuser who also ruined my show. Eh, the writers ruined it a couple of seasons ago. I guess I’ll live.

I’m not going to complain about “too much football” when all we get on Sunday in Los Angeles now is a stupid Chargers game. I’ll take anything else.

All these formerly well-respected actors and directors and producers are being exposed as predators. It’s crazy! I can’t even wrap my head around it.

He had PTSD for six months! Come on. This is getting ridiculous.

That’s not cool. Let people have their fun.

This is disappointing news.

Trump’s campaign manager? That seems boring. The Internet has ruined the careers/reputations of Cosby, Weinstein, Toback, President Bush, Spacey, whoever is next, but they can’t touch Trump who admits to grabbing women! This is ridiculous.

Do her fans like this? Who is her audience now? She’s killing it with 50-year-old men I bet.