People, the mother is a terrible character. Imagine watching 7 seasons of her. You wouldn't.

Lorde gives me douche chills.

When will a review of the Simpsons not contain some reference to how it's not as good as the first few seasons? We get it. Find a new angle, please.

I'm confused by this.

Yes, this event for TV critics is a great place to present every horrible family incident. It's a room full of people who don't know who you are or care about you. Kudos to the reporter who tried to get her to stop rambling.

I just wrote the same thing about Mayock, he never shuts up! You left out the part about his terribly distracting speech impediment. Makes his games unbearable, I don't know how anyone puts up with that.

Mike Mayock never shuts up! He should lose points for that, and his horrible lispy mushmouth. I can't stand listening to him. Grrr

Oooo, I like that theory! Very interesting.

A- . The minus just because I don't know if they were showing that Adele is also one of the zombies or just weird.

I'm disappointed the show finale is next week. There's no way this will have a satisfying ending. There are too many interesting things going on, we need more than an hour for some answers.

No hotlinking please. What does that mean?

Monica is not a teenage girl. That was a dumb strategy to try to get her to switch sides. But I guess they couldn't offer her anything better. Maybe they should have said she would have a better chance of beating them rather than trying to beat Gervase or Tyson, although that's not true. She's probably in the best…

Yeah, why don't we move on from John and Sarah Connor? There's nothing left there. That well is dry. Let's focus on some different characters.

That must be a reference to his awkward comedy stylings I guess.

What is a "pwowog"? Is "Gwand Theft Auto" the Euro version of the game? What if I don't have any online fwends? How do I wing Mewwyweather? Classic!

Paul F. Tompkins is like that friend who tries so hard to be the funny guy, but he's just trying too hard and he's not really funny so it's uncomfortable. But he won't stop. And he hangs out with actual funny people, and some of them feel sorry for him, or they just really like him as a person, so they keep putting…

They gave us The State and all of the actors and writers from The State who are floating around comedy today. Good stuff!

Miniseries? Like 4 or 5 hours of this? That doesn't seem like a good idea. Maybe somehow they'll stretch it out into 8 episodes, a la Under The Dome, and it will be so successful there will be a second season. Oof.

Lol deadspin is a reputable journalism source. That's just stupid.

The makeup in Cloud Atlas was so creepy and distracting - especially the white people with horrifying eye prosthetics to try make them look Asian. I didn't understand the point of any of that.