Yeah, everybody loves that Ducati bagger.

Totally competitive in this space. You got me, dude.

“You Must Be Sure You Wanna Taste It” may sound like the worst possible slogan for something you want people to drink, until you imagine some giant Slavic dude in a track suit declaring “I am for sure to taste you” before opening it with his teeth.

As long as there’s a way to disable the safety for when I do want to rip a rocket in half.

Sounds like it’s motor-yanking time.

Consider me roasted. Devastated. I’m not sure how I’ll recover.

I have a snap-on visor for highway miles, but I rip it off when I get on the back roads at anything below 55. It’s just better.

I always look like a goon, whether I’m riding a motorcycle or not. I don’t give a fuck. 

Y'know, I thought I had mono once for an entire year. Turns out I was just really bored.

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO

He also, at his age, has the second-most rushing yards for the season of any QB in the NFL. But none of the so-called “experts” bothers to mention that stat.

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans* 

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

Reggie White was a POS, so headhunting in NO was OK. Got it.

That’s not the fuel door. That’s the leech hatch.

Why did they move the gas door down by the wheel? I’ve never seen one that low before. You’d have to sit on the asphalt to fuel your car.

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Chargers.”

Yep, hence the first sentence of the last paragraph.

Always worth mentioning.

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

Another article on the internet about Millenias. I get it, they can’t find jobs, buy homes or get out of debt.