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I just read this lengthy ass blog post about a lawsuit stemming from a private Facebook mom group.

There is no “Draft” to dodge. Except the NFL Draft. And these fools got drafted by the Browns. The BROWNS. It’s like the Afghanistan of NFL teams.

In his head it probably played out like a movie with Ms Bro stopping the funeral and telling everyone to be quiet so they could all huddle around the phone adoringly listenening to Trump

There’s a 90% chance that Trump thinks that there are burned out remains of the city between the Verizon Center and the White House, and not the firehose of gentrification that’s really there.

“Rather than putting pressure on the basketballmen of the Golden State Warriors to travel through crime-infested Washington DC, I will not invite them to The White House. Very Dangerous!!”

My wife is very interested in cryptids, but she’s never had much luck with this particular batch. Oh, she lies and says she’s in love with them—can’t find a lizard man. She dreams in color, she dreams in red—can’t find a lizard man.

Being illegal doesn’t make something wrong. All civil disobedience is illegal. That’s the point.

This has been too long coming. This country should never have tolerated the symbols of the Confederacy after the war. These statues and the battle flag have become so romanticized and bastardized that the people who praise them don’t even know what they actually stood for.

But you know what’s really interesting and really incredible irony here is the same people that are demanding that the Confederate flag comes down are the same people that are insisting that the rainbow flag goes up. These two flags represent the exact same thing.

Lesson: people of all income levels are dicks.

My take: Coutinho has received assurance that he’ll be sold to Barça next summer.

So even rich people use the “it got mailed to the wrong address excuse,” as if that nullifies their obligation. Love it. I hope the parking space rent is very high.

Here are some other problems for both sides:

It doesn’t matter because Trump didn’t write it. The tweet came from an iPhone, while Trump uses an Android. It was a Trump aide who wrote the tweet.

And now for a quick reminder for everyone that free speech does not protect you from freedom from consequences and that the First Amendment only protects you from the government censoring your speech, private organizations can and will punish you for saying racist shit like this. This is because these organizations…

A lot of that also applies to race though. It’s a spectrum without clear definitions. Most white (American) people have at least one recent non-white ancestor, and vice versa, and that’s not even counting the fact that we’re all descended from Africans anyway. And you can’t throw out a very public example of a trans…

I’ll tackle that second question. To preface this, I am transgender and medically transitioning.

I’ve done work on dehydration for the Army. Thirst is NOT a reliable indicator unless under circumstances that you are very acclimated to. Used to living in the Northeast and not doing much physical labor? You’ll find you can’t rely on your thirst to tell you when to drink if you suddenly are doing a lot of work in…

"I am the walrus" - John Lennon. If Kurt Cobain were the walrus he would still be alive as he would not have had fingers to pull a trigger.