You are undoubtedly being pedantic. 

“The dicks they suck don’t make you gag, so honey, let people live. Sheesh!”

After coming home drunk, I was equally invested in taking my clothes off and reheating some raviolis. While naked a ravioli fell from the now nuked bowl and hit my thigh and then my crotch. By the morning I had forgotten this trauma and believed the burns to be sex related. A doctor told me I burned my penis a week…

The correct analogy here would be buying a lock for $1500 dollars at the protestations of everyone in your family for a storage unit that does not have eyes on it 24/7. Everyone in your family said you were losing money, but your racist uncle on facebook gives you likes each time you talk about your strong solutions…

Tom, your patience to dismantle this shithead’s opinion and write this helps us all, Thank you. Bad faith arguments flourish when no one is willing to oppose them. 

I do not understand at all why anyone is happy for this. It makes literally zero sense for me. He will not be impeached, has everyone forgot about our dear comrade Mitch? This is going to mobilize his base.... This seems to be exactly what he needs to get re-elected. Unless we hit recession a month or two before the…

Do you truly not remember the Balotelli pass to Aguero to win on the final day? Really? The look on Fergie’s face when he realized. come on. 

You are garbage. 

Hey, your name isn't Karen, count your blessings. 

Wow, you didn’t even find any of the fun stuff. Dig some more, there is terrible things to find, primarily on discord now though. Takes a certain amount of bad faith to get in.

And sadly this won’t be the end of him, because that would be too reasonable.

You are a pretty man with a spicy take. More power to you. 

The PC is where everyone escaped to in the end of Westworld. The Pokemon love it in there. They only attack you in the wild because Pokemon who have been captured tell them how much better it is. There you go, Positive conspiracy. 

You do realize we live in a society where a broken ankle could derail a hard working man if he has no health insurance right? You do realize people who work hard can be fucked by this system in seconds, all the hard work of their life time gone in one medical bill right? You do realize your rhetoric doesn't even begin…

When Harry Kane is speaking to the press about scoring the most goals in this world cup, right after scoring the winner in the final, Will Deadspin still exist? Will the strength of this meme be too much weight to place on Ley’s shoulders? 

I would steal construction equipment and dynamite. I would destroy vacant buildings which are not torn down due to regulations, destroy their concrete foundations and leave gardens in my wake. I would also kidnap Mike Pence and make him watch Call me by your Name until sunrise. 

I may be American, and my support of England may only exist because a meme has been taken too far, but IT’S COMING HOME. 

Hey, Into the Void had about 20 minutes of enjoyment in it, he should know all about making movies with shitty music.

I once won $40 dollars in a cafeteria by screaming penis. Middle School was cool.

Oxenfree went from 19.99 to 5 bucks, Don’t count out the games on sale section yet. In fact if you check the Eshop every day you would notice that by putting it on sale, the game hopped onto the Best Seller list. In fact your entire argument would be null and void if you just opened the shop once a day, check the…