I have whiffed exactly like that in fifa just for the person I was playing against to run into the ball and put it in the net.

Lot of testosterone being put to waste in here.

Do not blaspheme against the Sandwich Gods. The Deli meats simply will not stand for this.

Some people will complain about anything. Did you know ice cream is isolationist?

I could write the inverse of this article explaining how Lacazette is replacing Giroud and if it doesn’t work seamlessly the fans will lambast Wenger for buying a striker. Especially if Sanchez leaves and they don’t procure a like for like talent and Lacazette struggles to get the passes necessary to get shots on…

This fight will be better than Germany beating Brazil 7-1 if McGregor gets lucky early on and is the first person to catch Mayweather off-guard.

The people who believe we are a few steps away from some sort of violent political conflict in this country seem to fail to realize how many people would actually be willing to fight for it, or how long it would last if people started dying.

Those boobs look so unwieldy, It scares me to think of all the medical problems she will have later in life for the decisions she makes today.

Life After Bale as a Spurs fan just seems to be getting better and better. LAP, life after Pochettino, That is going to be bad.

This video made my American, cheese filled heart feel again for a couple seconds.

Does it really matter when someone apologizes when they knew exactly what they were doing the first time around?

A certain washed up comedian came to my hotel for a three-day weekend a few months back with the intent of relaxing before continuing his tour through the East Coast. The day of his arrival his agent and his mother each called three times to make sure everything would be ready for him when he arrived. He came alone,…

Now that is potential customer service at its finest.

Tottenham is vile for what exactly? I am all for insults, but I don’t see the groundwork for this one.

Did the judge give an explanation as to why he believed this man needed to go back to prison, is there some basis for this in our system?

You deserve to be offended.

It actually hasn’t been clear for months, that analysis is so far off track it makes me question if you stay up to date on the league at all. Deadspin’s coverage of EPL is sincerely lacking, not to mention the four other major leagues.

I am worse off as a human being for reading these words.

On a sister site of this one, there was an article about passive aggressive tendencies to avoid in relationships, and I think this article would benefit from those same pointers.

This is a display of assumption making at its finest.