Anyone want to bet Trump cancels his PR visit using the Las Vegas shootings as an excuse? Anyone?

Thoughts and prayers fix everything as you well know.

The second half of James Cameron’s career has really done a lot to undermine all the goodwill he earned in the first half of his career. Pro tip: the guy who did the striptease scene in True Lies might not be the ultimate authority on feminism.

Student: “we’re worried your policies are more about making you money and less about helping schools and students.”

Maybe they can post the link to the FB page so we can all join.

So visiting a page on the internet is enough to make you the target of an investigation by this regime, but it was Obama who was the tyrant dictator?

as bad as all those trespasses are, my biggest gripe with tom price is that he is essentially a mirror-world evil tim gunn, which should never be a thing.

Not a scientist or even all that smart, but isn’t this how we get drug resistant strains of diseases/viruses?

I’d pay to see Bill O’Reilly c0-host Hollywood Game Night with Jane Lynch.

I’ve said it before and will say it again: I will absolutely tune in if Megyn eats a salad dressed with pepper spray for sweeps.

I love how hard Megyn Kelly is tanking now that she’s out of her comfort zone of spewing lies and propaganda

It’s amazing how quickly he swings from being dangerously hateful (Charlottesville, NFL protests, DACA) to being deliciously petty (deleting his stupid tweets as though people are going to forget about them). I wonder how his supporters who think of him as some sort of macho hero are going to explain the fact that…

Uh. . . isn’t he violating the Presidential Records Act again by deleting tweets?

Since Doug Jones successfully prosecuted the Olympic and woman’s health clinic bomber Army of God member Eric Rudolph as well as the 1963 Birmingham church bombers he ought to go full Atwater-Bush on Roy Moore. Make it seem like they and Moore are attached at the shackle.

Or that Jones was flawed!

Oh boy! Can’t wait to read about his slim victory after finding out that only 50% of liberal leaning voters bothered to vote because their vote “doesn’t matter” in a deep red state like Alafuckin’bama!

This isn’t a bug, it’s a feature.

here’s hoping he chooses the wrong grail, and gets turned into a stop motion skeleton.

Can’t wait to see the cirque du soleil style verbal, mental, political, and ethical contortions in the coming days. “Welllll, it was only a couple, not like HRC’s bajillion pizzagate BENGHAZI Americafirst.” We’re doomed. Doomed I say!

Add immunity and the answer is absolutely, yes.

You know who else didn’t want to be President? Bernie Sanders. Yet he ran anyway because a bird landed on his podium and he thought it was an omen, but he had birdseed in his pockets the whole time to feed the pigeons. Pigeons, man, who feeds fucking pigeons?