Not a scientist or even all that smart, but isn’t this how we get drug resistant strains of diseases/viruses?

I’d pay to see Bill O’Reilly c0-host Hollywood Game Night with Jane Lynch.

I’ve said it before and will say it again: I will absolutely tune in if Megyn eats a salad dressed with pepper spray for sweeps.

I love how hard Megyn Kelly is tanking now that she’s out of her comfort zone of spewing lies and propaganda

It’s amazing how quickly he swings from being dangerously hateful (Charlottesville, NFL protests, DACA) to being deliciously petty (deleting his stupid tweets as though people are going to forget about them). I wonder how his supporters who think of him as some sort of macho hero are going to explain the fact that…

Uh. . . isn’t he violating the Presidential Records Act again by deleting tweets?

Since Doug Jones successfully prosecuted the Olympic and woman’s health clinic bomber Army of God member Eric Rudolph as well as the 1963 Birmingham church bombers he ought to go full Atwater-Bush on Roy Moore. Make it seem like they and Moore are attached at the shackle.

Or that Jones was flawed!

Oh boy! Can’t wait to read about his slim victory after finding out that only 50% of liberal leaning voters bothered to vote because their vote “doesn’t matter” in a deep red state like Alafuckin’bama!

This isn’t a bug, it’s a feature.

here’s hoping he chooses the wrong grail, and gets turned into a stop motion skeleton.

Can’t wait to see the cirque du soleil style verbal, mental, political, and ethical contortions in the coming days. “Welllll, it was only a couple, not like HRC’s bajillion pizzagate BENGHAZI Americafirst.” We’re doomed. Doomed I say!

Add immunity and the answer is absolutely, yes.

I keep wondering: if all (or at least, most) of the countries in this world would pool together a few billion dollars, and offer it to Trump in exchange for resigning, do you think he’d do it? Personally, I think he’d at least consider it.

You know who else didn’t want to be President? Bernie Sanders. Yet he ran anyway because a bird landed on his podium and he thought it was an omen, but he had birdseed in his pockets the whole time to feed the pigeons. Pigeons, man, who feeds fucking pigeons?

I didn’t think we could get anyone who was more of a lying, duplicitous, disingenuous creep than Spicer or Scaramucci but here we are, stuck with this dead-eyed church bitch.

How about no. I’d rather fuck a cactus

Hottest of takes: Fuck that guy.

“At least it’s not Killary!”

And I love what he’s doing ***to*** this country