Speaking of closeted gay husbands....

She sold her soul to shill her magazine. I pray Bravo continues to humiliate her in every way possible.

He’s hot, in shape, and pleasant-seeming—three things entirely unfamiliar to these goblins.

I feel like the should scrap the whole cast

Evil ages you, but allows you to outlive everyone.

The most incredible part of this story is that somebody is still interested in interviewing Russell Brand.

I was a little surprised he liked medirocre vanilla porn (if you can call a stepmom eating out her stepdaughter vanilla) instead of tentacle porn, but maybe lizard people like Ted find human sex kinkier?

Sorry other folks aren’t as accepting of your hero’s casual racism.

Can we please stop covering this shithead now?

Back to back Bannon and Kid Rock newswires.

not to put too fine a point on it, but when the beauty pageant contestants and the comedians are the ones calling out the racist and inflammatory rhetoric of our president and not, oh I dunno, OTHER GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS, then there seems to be something deeply amiss with our country

Dragon-wight fire can’t melt ice walls! Wake up, Sheeple! #truth

Everything after season one is just the hallucination of a dying Ned Stark.

I think Clinton underestimated the percentage of people that are completely terrible, as did we all.

Yes, I personally am. I haven’t played it since before the DLC started coming out, and having it portable would be a really nice feature for the game.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought that! I don’t know why I think he’s such a babe, either - I think it’s the hair.

My brother is just now working his way through King books (I’m so jealous he has so many to read) but I definitely was like...yeah, give me a call when you are 80% done with It and let me know your thoughts.

As a Stephen King fan, the only question I ever want to ask the man is ‘Why did you decide that the way to defeat evil was a child gang bang? Why?’

I had no difficulty completing Sonic Mania. This is not my first rodeo. I grew up with a Genesis because I wanted to one up my NES-owning friend down the street. Sonic has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. Here’s a picture of the Sonic action figure I found at my parents’ house the other day. I…