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We are all tiny red shirt guy.

the actual condition is somewhat rare (about 1 out of 200 men, said Dr. Alukal)

Welcome back, Leo! It's been too long!

One time I was with a dude for the first time and right in the middle of fucking he half-shouts "WHOSE PUSSY IS IT?!"

Several years ago, I was dating a wonderful woman who was eight years older than me and had a 5 year old daughter. It was her first experience dating since her divorce, and my first experience dating somebody with a kid (I was only 20 at the time), so we both agreed that we'd wait awhile before I was introduced to her

I was on a third date with a guy we'll call Joe. I hadn't had sex for a while and had offered on previous dates, but he wanted to wait, so I respected that. We go to the house that Joe is housesitting at for friends and start making out in the bedroom. I rip all of my clothes off in one smooth motion, tossing them to

After breaking up with my high school boyfriend and having a long, depressing freshman year of college, I met this guy named Clint at a summer beach party through friends. He was a perfect summer fling. He was an incredibly tall (6'7), sweet, laid back, brown curly haired stoner dude with a giant dick, and he lived

Okay mine is kind of gross and probably definitely not going to win, but it is the story of how I lost my virginity.

I went on a bad date with a pothead stranger from the Internet, but he was so hot I took him home with me. He proceeded to completely fail at getting hard, and halfheartedly got me off with his fingers. Then he blamed his impotence on 3 things: 1. pot, 2. all the masturbation he had done that day, and 3. porn.

John Madden is a professional american-football-man, broadcastist and screen scribbler, he's also a complete

And your laser disc and VHS are in 1080p, right?

Inflammable means its so combustible you can't light it on fire, because instead of a flame, you just get an explosion.

Makes sense, the story was the good part about the game. All the rest was just a mediocre linear corridor shooter. I just hope they won't redo the story of the game because there wouldn't be any point in doing a movie then.