I thought about running to another country where I may survive whatever shit show of a global war he gets us into but then have a miserable life living in a radioactive crap world. Honestly staying put to live like there is no tomorrow and dying when the nukes fall on Norfolk and D.C. seems the better choice.

One of the best days of my life was seeing one of my middle school bullies eating out of a trashcan. He wasn’t the ring leader but just one of the flunkies. I slow rolled by him in my car and gave him the finger. Some of my adult friends tried to make me feel bad about that. Fuck him karma is a bitch.

The truth is she was supposed to die on that island but then time travelers met her when she arrived and recruited her to travel to space and fight Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

“Not because you wear something from another culture, but because you don’t try to understand why it was created, what it stands for, why it’s meaningful to these cultures, and why it’s not something meant for you to play with.”

Pete Burns and Jack Chick get to the pearly gates at the same time.

So an American remake?

I was bullied a lot in school. Middle school was exceptionally bad. My 7th grade year I got into trouble on an almost weekly basis. Some asshole would needle me with both verbal and physical abuse until I had enough and I’d snap and take a swing at them or cuss them out. I was always the one who got sent to the…

I have two theories:

I grew up with Mr grandmother living in our house. She was a spitfire. That is her shooting the bird as my user picture.

I had that done! He called it cadaver bone paste which made me bust out laughing because I had this awful voice in my head say “you get it from boning cadavers?”

Actually what he said was if you are famous they let you get away with worse shit than when you are poor. Which is a true statement.

WoW cured me of online multiplayer for all time. I don’t want the few hours a week I have to play a game dependent on a bunch of strangers I don’t know having way to high of expectations for play vs reward in a video game.

“Still other times, it’s the ability to make people laugh.”

This seems like the perfect place to ask for game recommendations. A friend of mine gave me his old 3DS last summer and it sat untouched until this week. I have been playing Links Awakening since I never did play it when it originally came out. I also bought Pokemon Yellow to try because I haven’t ever played a…

He has a theme song! Like all Big Buttery men should.

Words fail me...

Some friends and I were joking around about seeing sketchy personals ads. I don’t know how that had come up as a topic, but we were looking for funny ones on craigslist’s hook up personals section. We saw one in the Women looking for men section with the title “Kick my ass” imagine my shock when it was from one of…

I saw the Baymax thing this is for you. God there is just not enough happy in the world to balance that story out.

I used to work in a inner city library. A huge building the size of a city block. I worked on the second floor and there was only one employee restroom on that floor and it was a women’s room. So I could either go up or down a floor to the men’s room or use the public one on my floor. I saw TONS of crazy things in…

Big Butter Jesus sounds like a porn star name.