Normally yeah but some ahole putting your family in danger gives you a little more wiggle room.

You should get 3 stars one each for: Username, picture and one for just being awesome.

"And yeah, if a restaurant I liked decided to go completely meatless, I'd be a little sad. What I wouldn't do is throw a hissy fit and start sending the restaurant angry e-mails."

Its not really gross just dumb but I ate part of a roll paper caps on a dare when I was 16. It was this girl I was SO in love with who was pretty crazy. We cut the lights so people could see the flash. I ended burning the shit out of my lips. I looked like I had the worlds nastiest case of herpes. I did swallow…

Creeeeeepy......

"It was in those basements that I tried to squeeze girls as if they were melons to see which ones might be ripe for going steady with me."

Damn! Get HBO a bunch of this!

The most powerful sim in the Universe.

Oh man I love that house!

It will dominate your time. Ha ha.

Its hard to explain .

Well there are a bunch of crazy furry stories I could share.

I think you slept with a furry. My furry brother and his friends always go out wearing those clip on tails..

I quit a job technically while still in the interview.

I always wanted one of those big 4 seater cars the Goblins have in the starter area.

Talk about creepy I am sure eventually someone will make a super cut of every time Bill Cosby offered someone a drink in a movie or TV show.

I worked in food service for three long, awful months in my mid-teens, and I would happily cabbage patch into traffic with a sparkler hanging out of my ass if that were the only other option outside of serving other human beings a meal for money.

Maybe she meant gay like in the 1940s way?

Being a fan of Sci-fi, Fantasy and Horror I have read a ton of violent, blisteringly misogynistic, racist and man child mentality fiction and I am none of those things. Well except the part of my brain that is a perpetual third grader who still likes a good fart joke.

I had to replace a cover for the audio book version of Atlas shrugged because a patron had trashed the original. I could have just scanned another copies cover and printed it out but instead I used a much higher resolution version of this picture. That was almost 4 years ago and not a single person has caught on…