Buying is relatively easy...

Today Thinkgeek has the bag of holding for 50% off. About to grab myself one if it fits my laptop. Does a 15" retina macbook pro fit in it? Any body know?

No, sir/madame, I have not.

As much as I like your writing reading long form on the TAY is kind of annoying. You should definitely publish elsewhere too. :)

I have never cared or listened to the music of Kanye. But now that I sort of have... Holy shit, I loved it. Please, whoever is doing this needs to keep on doing this. I want to be the hipster nerd that says:"you haven't really listened to x artist until you've heard this version."

:) Quite the appropriate hour.

Any ideas on how to handle trolling?

I for one like it, with a little bit more polish and development it could be a great mini-game to play between matches.

I assumed someone's mom would be a hardcore orifice explorer. And yes. I concede.

How to explain a dildo to a kid that's less than 13 years old...

This is the best review of anything ever, so far.

Now that I know people like that exist... I feel a heavy sadness mounting my soul.

Well... in light of this announcement.