“Many people, lots of people, great people are saying that, even my good friend Jim. You’ve heard me talk about my friend Jim. Great guy.”

I, for one, look forward to the Alien and Sedition Acts of 2017.

No that’s a fake quote from a fake source who really doesn’t exist. I’m just playing his game.

There is no Constitutional Right to criticize Trump or say mean things about him, no matter how true, because the Constitution doesn’t say “Trump” anywhere in it.

Twice in two weeks the President has been offended by people exercising their rights.

Go ahead Trump supporters, defend him.

Exactly. I do voiceovers for a living and believe me, every ‘and’ or ‘but’ or comma has to be signed off on by a million people. The fact that this ever made it past the pitch phase astonishes me. But this is a stupid profession to begin with. I remember once during a session, the three people from the agency wanted…

The comic thing seems weird to me. I’ve dated a few women who were very into comic books. I’ve known women very into comics since my early teens, well before the current crop of superhero movies made a bunch of shitty, gatekeeping guys crawl out of the woodwork to try and test the nerd bona fides of any woman in a…

One of my best friends, a gay woman, worked at a huge ad firm. At one point, they developed this nutball, deeply offensive ad that was basically a tacky lesbian joke. She objected, both for the sake of her dignity and also to protect the company (because she’s a team player). But instead of taking her advice, her *all…

I have a friend who is like that. I persuaded her to come shooting once, and she shot ~50 rounds through a Ruger 10/22 .22 rifle and had a blast. She’s not pro-gun by any means now, but she’s less fearful and more informed.

Anything that’s black and has a pistol grip is a scary M16 like the army uses and civilians have no reason to own one.

Is that the kind of comment you’re referring to?

It pains me every time I hear someone say that we must ban all semi-automatic weapons. In the majority of cases, it is someone intending to say ban fully-automatic weapons, but that has no idea what he/she/it is talking about or is uninformed.

It’s been pretty jarring to read and hear some of the comments lately about firearm laws. Most of the adamant anti-gun folks either have zero clue what they are talking about or are extremely deceitful in how they describe things. Both sides tend to cherry-pick their data and fudge a little here and there, but the…

Consolation prizes to:

“Another way for people to learn about state gun laws is to join their state-level advocacy group. Those groups are generally led by individuals who have been working on this issue for many years and have a very good understanding of the laws in their state.”

Well you’re off to a great start! “Let’s unite! But first, fuck that specific group, they should change to be more to my liking.”

Those aren’t pearls, those are Sean Spicer’s teeth.

The rich can sleep soundly knowing that poor people here are never going to pull a French Revolution style rebellion. The poor and middle classes think they’re millionaires who somehow haven’t gotten their check yet so they’d never go shoot up their future mansions.

Well, so far, haven’t poor people usually shot up their own neighborhoods?

Thx. Can we come stay w you for the next 2-64 years?

Spoken like someone who has never hunted the most dangerous game.