I don't know you, but giraffe is fucking delicious.

No, I hate everyone equally. It was one of the selling points on my CV.

RIFFRAFF. It's called SQUAB by us billionaires who order it at $74 a plate.

I'm not hating on meat eaters in general. I'm hating on how disingenuous he sounds with his whole "I wouldn't eat a giraffe" argument. It's just so precious and supposed to make him seem like someone who is super conscious when all it does is make him sound obnoxious.

SAME! I have no idea why The Hangover was heralded as the pinnacle of lowbrow comedy, and Horrible Bosses (which was way smarter, although not exactly highbrow) was comparatively overlooked.

Good to hear this, I thought my funny meter was broken. I loved Bosses but hated the Hangover movies as well.

You're not the only one. The first Hangover movie was ok. I wasn't freaking out about it like everyone else but I thought it was funny enough. The next two were just terrible. I fell asleep during the second one and turned the third one off about a quarter of the way through. Horrible Bosses on the other hand? Gold.

I think because it was dark as shit, and that seems like a tough sell these days. I for one thought it was hilarious, especially Colin Farrell, who I usually hate but was fucking PERFECT.

If he were American, I'm sure that's the way he would have gone.

I can't get past 'Billy-Tom'.

Couldn't he have avoided surgery and just bought a gun?!

No wonder Bill O'Reilly starts nervously shredding his loofah whenever he thinks of her.

If the Boobpocalypse happened, I would get a lawn chair, bag of Cheetos and watch that shit go DOWN.

I love that not only did he apologize to her for having to deal with that woman's bullshit, he did the humane thing and gave the new mom more caffeine. That dude needs a raise.

I met my fiance through mutual friends at a bar on Halloween. My then roommate and I were dressed as Batman and Robin and were hanging out at the local bar. Her boyfriend joins us and brought along his bandmate, who had recently gotten out of a long-term relationship that saw him driving with the ex-girlfriend…

Thirty years ago, I spied my husband in a class called "Literature of the Absurd." He was tall and had brown eyes. He looked smart. I was ready to move.

That being said, he'll always have fans that will harass Paula to take him back so...that sucks.

I play by nobody's rules, not even my own.

Calling something a "dick move" isn't exactly approval. I think it's pretty clear where I stand on what this woman did, though I don't think throwing "dumb cunt" around is really necessary.