That is what I was saying in group chat today and no one believed me! That site being down is a sign that the internet is going in the wrong direction. :/

and this is what the rest of the courtroom was wearing.

I want to share this to Facebook and I can already name the 3 dudes who will defend "mansplaning". Gaddamn it.

This is also the story of how much the manufacturing-based prosperity of the 1950s and 1960s owes to government investments in private infrastructure in the 1940s.

So what fortified beaches did the Germans land on to even begin fighting? There is no way Barbarossa was more complex than the D-Day operation.

Unless bar-cruising men start carrying around 3D-printed previews of their wangs

"Bueno Mir called 911 again and began yelling that a female outside had broken into two of his beers"

I interviewed these two back in their heyday...it was the closest I've come to living a David Lynch film.

I must contest your claim. Karen Wants Her Twenty Dollars Back is the best animation of all time. (Volume NSFW)

Wait, what? They were in rehab together? VANISHING DRAGON YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS!

Not a gif but

"Girls more likely to have hateful little minds."

Missed one

Gods more likely to have hateful little minds

Thank Christ those hateful little girls didn't grow up reading about Abraham and Isaac.

Girl #1: Has the Angel shown up yet?
Girl #2: Nope.
Girl #1: Welp, let's just keep on stabbing until It does appear.

My suggestion is an audio recording of "Daddy" by Sylvia Plath

Just coming down here to say I wish I didn't click on that Facebook link. Gail Lane, you are an asshole. "And if she is 18 she knows she is not suppose to drink. So maybe she regrets the night before and is crying wolf. But that is my opinion. So dont send hate messages." I won't send you hate messages but I will call…

What an ass-hat of an attorney.

That's a good approach, in lieu of actual parenting.