Two, sad words:

All In the Family and Married with Children wouldn’t be put on network television today.

Cool! And here's wishing the article's author an equal measure of future happiness—in whatever form that takes. ;-)

Oh, pls. With all due respect and affection, legions of us think/decide/determine that we're "polyamorous" when we're in our late 20s—and are so, so relieved to have a dictionary definition/group identity to point our moms toward. ("Read the pamphlet, ma.")

Public doesn't seem to care, you say?

There ARE documented cases of people surviving a fall, sans parachute, from 30,000 feet...right?

Uhhh...small thing, but: like the book or hate it,

Exactly.

Am I the only one who thinks this will turn out to be an elaborately-staged PSA campaign against drinking while pregnant? (Wouldn't be remotely the first attempt to grab headlines with pranking similar to this.)

Ummm...other way around? With the checks. ;-)

The fact is, CVS or no, the shit is surprisingly pretty much awesome—especially for the price point.

"[B]oner-golem."

Yeah. I'm sure that's what finally broke his heart.

Thank you. :-)

In a small way, we are starting to value things based on how they can contribute to image, and it's a little scary.

A "big fat settlement," eh?

Srsly. I mean, who would willingly attend such a thing, other than at gunpoint?