IgnoreAnceAllDay - There I fixed your name for you. You’re welcome.

Whooosh!

LIKE HAWKEY!

Unfrozen Caveman Coach has spoken.

Wooooooo!

How did he not see that coming?

“Quit acting like a hot, prepubescent, gorgeous piece of ass that I don’t want to have relations with and put a sock on it and get back out there.”

I would rate scoring fucking TDs up there on the list. But it is still behind BJs and the traditional HR method.

It’s sharp I can see the meniscus tear in Big Ben’s knee.

He’s trying to break the unspoken rules of baseball.

This reads more like author panicked looking for the hottest Friday take and chose Baker’s pitching decisions. Some days there are no hot takes.

Slow your syrup roll there Hoser. He’s only on pace for 328 goals... and don’t forget that the Leafs are on pace for 82 loses.

Looks like a typical FoodTV show. I hope it is not.

No, you have been doing it wrong... Flirty White Boys are different than girlfriends. Also, it is “all of my partners and I.” You wouldn’t say “me have been doing it wrong.”

“For the rest of my career I will not say ‘Indian’ or ‘Brave’ and if I was in the NFL I would not say ‘Redskins,’” Howarth said, referring to the Washington football team.

Huh?

Your mom is calling. It’s time to get off the internet and get your homework done.

Stop splitting pubic hairs.

You’re right. I’m guessing they are like Bears fans x2 plus one-thousand nine-hundred and eighty-five.

When it’s just Bene & Julio down by the schoolyard, someone always ends up cut.