It’s 2016, can you finally get over it? This reality that has been going on for aver a decade... just be thankful that we got to see the carnage.

This makes me hard.

Separate the $50,000 confidentiality agreement from the buyout. They were different things. And that was the hangup.

Several news outlets have reported that prior to confronting and shooting the suspect in a stairwell, the officer chased the sound of his footsteps down a hallway to a closed fire exit door and yelled out, “where the hell are you and where do you think you are going?”

Yeah, screaming at the air or trying to listen to thousands of people scream at the air at the same time is so productive.

Follow the money. Bartolo Colon clearly paid them to write this piece.

Let’s stick to sports.

Were you on the sidelines or playing when you heard what he said to Xavier and the ref?

Sold by the dog pound, a dimebag “aka Columbus Killer”, a quarterback (aka Career Killer), half (Otto Graham or 14 Graham) or an Ozzie Newsome.

It looks like fat cat, Peter Thiel’s, pet... Hulk Logan. Fuck that guy.

I’m going to be really impressed when a team wins their division or wild card without putting on goggles and spraying each other down. Not because I hate excessive celebrations, they have their place and worst to first is might be one of them. It has just become passe. Super Bowl, World Series, Cricket World Cup, PBA…

Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You’re out of your element.

Sacrilegious move! 

It takes a lot to impress you.

Did Minny finally pull off the Dumba / Nugent-Hopkins trade and this failed Wild mascot ended up in the deal somehow? 

Is Tecmo protected from NCAA player likeness lawsuits because they are defunct? I don’t trust that Deadspin is protected from any lawsuits. Amirite?

Are you reading the same Kinja we read? I thought that those were well over 50% of the types of comments that got through.

I starred that because I did not read it sarcastically.

No, it sounds like you don’t give a shit, but really enjoy taking shit.

It’s a private company, freedom of speech doesn’t apply. There, let’s start it backwards today.