Except in this case “no response” means “no”.

Got any fantasy football teams or poker hands you want to tell us about? Maybe a bad beat on the blackjack table? I do love how you start the story in a bar and end it by getting drunk the night before the race the you medal in (whatever that means). You definitely have a lot of individual qualities that you admire,…

Fuck Duke. That is all.

Holy shit. You needed that long of a discussion to circle all the way back to the beginning where it was explained that Univision will defend you going forward and the six deleted posts were a liability that needed to be removed in order to make a successful acquisition. I understand being a butt-hurt writer, but if…

At least your playoff run isn’t “officially” over.

No, no, no. “Something like this” has nothing to do with running up the score. Running up the score happens when a team is plastering another team... not during a close game. This comment should be buried in the grays, but the great Kinja following a few weeks ago allows shit like this to be seen.

Tony Romo will stay injury free when pigs fly. Unfortunately Jerrah thinks that shooting them out of a helicopter constitutes flying.

Good job making sure that you cut both holes in that sheet so you could watch the game.

Tessa, Bessie, Cassie, Missy & Jessie are all very popular Nodak names for girls. It’s the SS of the north.

That would require a home run. So, no.

I call bullshit. #1 Who the fuck bets about some other dude’s favorite books in bars? #2 Who answers questions about their favorite book in bars? #3 Who would actually pay up on a bet about some other dude’s favorite book? #4 When did you actually start tracking the numbers for this? I’m guessing that 7 out of 10 was…

I bought his old book when it came out a few years ago, but only got through about 30-35 pages before I was bored. Does that count?

El Caminos are cool.

“If we will win, you next.”

When did the Longhorns decide to go pro and change their colors?

Smashing planets, smashing cells, smashing atoms...

Fighter trash talk truther. Too bad you were on the trail higher up the mountain or you could have helped out.

What the fuck do ya think it means, brah? Don’t make me rip my shert awf.

You mean “Rock and Roll Part 1"? Fuck you for mentioning it and fuck me for correcting you. May Gary Glitter rot in pedophile hell and we will never mention that song again.

Now think of the poor kid who moved from a fancy international school overseas to Southeast Texas. Things can be much worse.