Good story, bro. Except for the lack of bat-flip and stare-down. But like other good entertainment sports news networks, you made sure to get Rougned Odor in the the headlines because of his catchy name and the punch. I tebow down to your weak attempts.

#5 Clicking an article titled Four things that will get your comp... awww fuck!

Ketchup is for steak, A1 is for burgers and mustard for everything else. I will stab your hand to the table if you try to take my ketchup while eating a steak... even a tenderloin. Fuck you in advance if you don’t like it.

Why is this garbage post on Deadspin? Seriously? It isn’t even close to relevant. Seems like more and more of this shit is piling up over the last week or so.

Rodney Harrison also regularly screams at Kaepernick to get off his field.

“or the assaults perpetrated on over 1000,000 law enforcement officers in the past year”

Oakland

You are wrong. Their shots counted.

That sounds really interesting and I would love reading more about it. Oh... you want to talk about it... on a podcast... I really wish I could know more. Can you transcribe it? Please?

Plus the other glaring glitch in that first video: It’s the Vikings that miss field goals, not their opponents.

There are scores of 90s childhood actors who could only dream of that facial hair and Brenden Fraser who is frozen in time http://www.brendanfraser.com/

We played Smallworld Football in the late 90s. Everything else sucked. I got burned out on it after a few years when TSN took it over. Now that shit is called Fan Duel and I won’t touch it. Too much time.

That would mean they had the current Democrat’s ideals and were fighting current Republican ideals that the Federalists had at the time. Yes, history.

Bautista vial flips are the best.

Add John Riggens, Mike Alstott, The Nigerian Nightmare Christian Okoye, & Craig Heyward!

Jose Bautista vial flip with Colabello on deck.

But usually you get brown eye and bad breath.

Pierre-Paul was only counting on it taking three steps to get to trial. I have to hand it to him, though, by pointing out that at ESPN illegally obtained his medical records and leaked them digitally, he is doing a great public service by giving the finger to big media.

Are you really disturbed by this? Or do you just like to come off as someone who has a higher moral ground even when the moral ground below you is just fine. Especially considering that everyone involved in this was completely cool with it. Save your feigned outrage for real issues.

And the PFT meathead comment section.