Let’s be friends is the best.

I can’t wait until that self-proclaimed fantasy football guru in the office repeats this tomorrow as his sign of futbaw knowledge superiority. Fuck that guy and my best friend who gushes over OSU.

It’s pretty cool that you got Harry Connick Jr. to do this bit, but I always pictured Samer as an adult.

Flair said afterward that he was still feeling Woooooooooooooozy!

Clearly the kid is high because it is “down low, too slow.”

Happens in every sport in the playoffs.

Give credit to whoever found that photo. It is the most perfect photo to represent the term “douchebags”.

And he was “hot” last year at the plate. Hicks can’t stay out of his own long enough to put together a full season.

You can use your real name, Barry. This play happens every period of every game, but usually the guy stays on his feet or in most cases slows down or jumps back to get on the other side of the defenseman. He’s already too deep and going to fast to beat the defenseman at that angle. He put himself in that situation by…

I thought the same thing. Don’t worry, though. He’s only had 17 at bats in 11 games played this year and has one hit to show for it. Looks like it’s still a fair trade.

Seating truthers with faux outrage are my favorite Kinja characters.

I went to a fight and a hock.... I went to a fight in Florida and a Little League game broke out.

It looks like four teams won’t be using colors. That’s a little shady.

Where was the face melting part?

Lindor is a clown who doesn’t take his job seriously. He’ll be laughing real hard when he catches a liner to the face the next time he’s screwing around. Or better yet, how funny will it be when a blue collar third baseman works his way up from AAA and takes Lindor’s job.

That’s clearly a cross-check to the face, not a slash. And it was a battle in on the boards - not intentional. Penalty? Sure, it could have been called... even a 5 for a shot to the face. There is no such thing as a slew stick, his stick is clearly caught on the Wild player in front of him. Keith just lost the battle…

Now the hawk homers are just making shit up.

Fuck that, keep it coming. Any player who takes a victory lap for an entire fucking season needs more shit than this. Especially the most overrated Hall of Fame caliber player in NBA history. Plus there was that rape thing that he paid away. And the little bitch attitude before that. I hope that every player who does…

We come for words. We cum for video. Podcasts put me in a coma. You realize that the term podcast will die like the Palm Pilot?

I read “Pants Shitting Guide to Texas” and was getting ready to post my story about being stuck in a cab on the Houston freeway with a driver who didn’t understand English well enough for me to convey to him that I needed him to get off the freeway immediately because the airport burrito that I had stupidly eaten…