So, like the Uncle Rico of basketball?

...think there’s only one way out of this disgrace for you.

I was in Ireland, and a couple from Texas asked the local tourist kiosk if all the local Bed and Breakfasts in the area had indoor plumbing (this was in 1998...).

Well, Satan just arrived, so the polite Japanese are turning up the heat to make him comfortable

The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9

If it’s Pence, McConnell, Graham, Gaetz, Jordan, DeVos and Nunes he executes, I’d be willing to overlook it.

The fuck did the garbage patch ever do to you?

Here’s my concern. As Secretary State, he was in charge of elections. Ertel stood up against DeSantis re Amendment 4 restoring felons right to vote. DeSantis wanted counties to hold off on registering ex-felons until the Republican-dominated legislator could “amend” the bill, Ertel told counties they should start…

I am losing my goddamned mind.
I thought I wanted this 23 years ago in high school when I read the Infinity Gauntlet for the first time.
I thought I knew what this would feel like.
I was so very, very, VERY wrong.
I wasn’t ready. I didn’t know what it would feel like, what it would cost, and how excited I would feel at 42…