The only thing I remember bout the Allante is it was in that one Married with Children episode where Kelly does the Bundy Bounce.

Don’t.

I told myself that I wasn’t going to comment for a while, but this brother deserves some words. What a beautiful and tragic story. I’m sorry that he’s gone but glad it was natural causes. I really hope that it was painless and that those interactions truly changed his short life. It’s sucks that there’s less light…

Arranging books by colour is book arranging for people who do not read!

That Venn diagram needs a circle for small penis havers too.

I agree with you, but there is another way to look at this. It’s not always “I deserve a new car.”

Oh, that’s not the last thing. Just ask any ER nurse.

“this guy changes his mind more than a picky eater trying to decide what to eat for lunch”

So, like the Uncle Rico of basketball?

...think there’s only one way out of this disgrace for you.

I was in Ireland, and a couple from Texas asked the local tourist kiosk if all the local Bed and Breakfasts in the area had indoor plumbing (this was in 1998...).

Well, Satan just arrived, so the polite Japanese are turning up the heat to make him comfortable

The last time Trump was excited about carrying something 4.5 feet tall and 60 pounds, Ivanka was 9

If it’s Pence, McConnell, Graham, Gaetz, Jordan, DeVos and Nunes he executes, I’d be willing to overlook it.

The fuck did the garbage patch ever do to you?

Here’s my concern. As Secretary State, he was in charge of elections. Ertel stood up against DeSantis re Amendment 4 restoring felons right to vote. DeSantis wanted counties to hold off on registering ex-felons until the Republican-dominated legislator could “amend” the bill, Ertel told counties they should start…