I have no idea.

This is very similar to how I fix my toilet by just absolutely konging out a monster deuce in there and then just walking away until someone else has to use it.
Did it fix it? I don’t know, but it certainly was a thing I’ve done. 

Hmm, seems to me like YOU are the one having a cow, man.

I came here to vote for Papa John but then HOLY CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THE COLANGELO STORY.

I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.

Um, no. Sorry, but South Park making an episode that made you mad was not momentous enough an event to shift the totality of discourse about global warming in the United States.

This is an overly harsh article about a group that has done a lot to help democrats in the last year and half. Why exactly are we going after the Pod guys for an occasional guest who they would have no way of knowing was this deep into the anti-Semitic facebook stuff?

As the lore goes this is one of the ways he warms up

That is, without a doubt, the smoothest “U Mad bro LOL” I have ever heard in my entire life.

“Just plain rice?!"

Eh, this writer takes a beating in the comment section every week, but I actually don’t think he’s that bad. It’s no secret that The AV Club (in its current, crappier state) doesn’t know how to wrap its head around the fact that South Park isn’t interested in filtering its humor through a purely liberal sensibility…

I’m not one to criticise a journalist’s approach to, uh, journalism, but I find the AV Club’s South Park coverage to be just, like, so weird. The first-name basis with Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the attempt to reverse-engineer a cogent ideological statement out of every episode, the way you discuss theme as though…

Yeah, that was my read as well. I think the intended point was that people are now aware that climate change is real, but since doing something about it would require some superficial sacrifices*, they would rather just kick the can down the road, even if the consequences are massively more catastrophic.

*In popular…

Unfortunately, instead of ice cream and cars, he now wants people to give up soy sauce and RDR2. I’ll be honest; the soy sauce thing I don’t get. That he would want them to give up the game seems like a reference to Rockstar’s poor treatment of workers who were rushed to finish it, and the fact that most people…

So, as an experienced parent, what are the best children’s’ activities to re-live as an adult, that take you right back to being a kid again?

Jesus fucking Christ, Randy...don’t smell your co-workers when they come back from lunch. That’s, like, Office Etiquette 101.

I’m so tired of seeing this pointlessly reductive description of the show’s ethos. It’s never actually been “people who care about things are dumb”, it’s more of “some people will pretend to care about fashionable causes purely for the sake of their image/ their own ego, rather than out of any genuine altruism”. Which…

“That people who are being self-rightous about things are dumb and deserve to be mocked.”

Subtle difference.

Is it hard to wake up every morning just begging to find shit to get offended about and self-victimize yourself over?

“What is the difference between Capitalism and Communism? In Capitalism, man exploits man. In Communism, it is the other way round.”