But our historic turnaround is already in progress! Dark Knight tonight, baby!!!!

I’m concerned explaining the whole thing to you might harm your sense of self. I remember whenever I found out I wasn’t actually better than everybody else for not being in to Harry Potter I was absolutely devastated.

haha these jerks don’t even know about the new Avengers

Maybe that’s what he wanted to talk to Zuckerberg about

I loved that sketch. Loved it.

Honestly the actor himself is pretty similar to the character. He was on Seth Meyers the other day and I was pretty impressed with how fully formed he seemed for his age, very sharp and confident.

Word.

I might be falling for a clickbait article, if so good job. I just wanted to say this is the single worst take I have ever seen on this website. I rarely comment just to say I don’t like content, because it seems mean and pointless. But good god, I hate this article so so SO much, I am compelled to express this…

Counter argument: Fuck the Cardinals.

No the absurd violence is good, it’s part of it. Just maybe there’s a way we can do it without real consequences.

This is Del. He’s allowed on the couch now, from being a good boy.

I hope this doesn’t sound childish, but HE FUCKING STARTED IT

It’s just like I’ve always said: Roger Goodell is a True Hero.

Been here since about 2002 myself. Ah whatever, it’s fine. I still think it’s nice. It’s maybe a little worse.

This was the one that got me hooked. I was laughing for days.

That S.I. cover is difficult to believe. Strikes me as a deliberate troll.

Just tried to make a video game because I saw the headline and was like “oh, it can’t be that hard,” but you’re right, it’s SUPER fuckin hard! I gave up already.

Yeah, I’m buying it :(

I think Ween is very good, but hey man if a stranger on the internet doesn't like them, that is groovy by me. I don't even mind at all, everyone has a right to an opinion!

Huh. This is one of those articles that I both completely agree with and hate at the same time for some reason. I guess “of course, but who is this written for?” maybe. Also, I like making fun of these dorks in my head, but also live and let live.