Did the watercooled veedubs smell like crayons too? My old Squareback surely did.

Be still my heart!  Thank you!

Thank you.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

Wut? Wow, that took a dark, dark turn really quickly....

I’m hesitant to make this about Grand Tour when I’m looking forward to Top Gear again but...

Too much history for Jeep NOT to have a museum of their own.

Unscrupulous, greedy and short-sighted employers need to constantly be taken to task for their misdeeds. I would only add that labor violations need to have criminal penalties attached and the responsible owners and managers need to go to jail.

We are all gonna miss Patrick but this was an awesome goodbye letter to us Jalops. Patrick is right when he talks about the community that exists right here. He led the way by not trying to bullshit us. He catches a lot of crap for banging up a Camaro mule but I knew this was an honest site when he POSTED about it and…

I’m having a hard time seeing that the phrase “Stanley Cup Champion St. Louis Blues” is a thing. After all the years of them being sacrificial lambs to the Red Wings, they finally found their way.

I wonder what my van says?:

Jeep ZJ Grand Cherokee got it right.

Dom, please stop piling on. Show some MRSA.

Could be worse. Could be a Papa John’s pie.

Clearly the train’s fault for not yielding to an emergency vehicle.

Four-car garage in a warm climate with junkyards filled with rust-free machines?

That’s the dream.

There are a lot better places than LA or NYC. This is the part of this industry I have never understood. It seems that a significant portion of the media are completely unaware there are other places in the US besides LA, NYC, and DC (not directed at you, because Texas). How about Nashville, Atlanta, or Houston for…

Supposedly our latest set of overlords is looking for an office in LA, and when I suggested we move Jalopnik there I was met with almost zero resistance from the staff. Maybe we can decamp for the West Coast.

Let’s count all the memorable stupid errors they’ve made in the last 10 years: leaving Jenson Button’s radiator covers on when releasing him for his warm-up at Monaco, causing him to blow his engine; laughable pitstop discipline for the 1st quarter of the 2012 F1 season; and completely botching the entire turbo-hybrid …