That’ll be great for all the older cars still on the road requiring 87 octane.

A Tesla spokesperson gave Jalopnik the following statement:

Evening beautiful Jezzies...Craft Thread!

David,

Excuse me? DLMs are beautiful. However, I honestly think making it look “worse” by doing that would make it look better.

They sure don’t build ‘em like they used to. Remember when cars were made of steel and patriotism, could be fixed with nothing more than a flathead screwdriver and sheer force of will, and would drive multiple dozens of miles with just a valve job, carburetor tune-up, distributor adjustment, chassis lube, fan belt…

A. My ex-boss is one of those yankees you speak of. You can keep her, no worries.

Might as well trade Texas and Florida for Guam, Mariana and U.S. Virgin islands, and whatever else I may be missing while we’re at it.

SC out, Puerto Rico in. Git’er done!

Obligatory:

Canadian farmers just over the border from his farm make almost twice that much. (American farmers made about $25 per 100 pounds of milk in 2014.) That’s because Canada has a quota system—and higher retail milk prices—that help its dairy farmers earn a better living

But the price for those (now domestic) goods goes up, because they’re still more expensive to produce here. Since the manufacturing capacity doesn’t already exist here, demand outstrips supply, and the prices climb even more. Money doesn’t grow on trees, so people can afford less goods and the standard of living…

LoL, 20 MPH:

They are playing him based on the Astros scouting reports, guh. Blame the Astros.

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

I mean... The jokes kinda write themselves when you’re dealing with the human equivalent of a boiled sweet potato marinated in a blend of roid-rage and dementia.

I’ve heard the accuser’s story and they don’t have a leg to stand on.

I mean, no one wants to give me the full size wagon that I want either, which could share the platform...

But I can dream. Let’s get weird.

I want to see 1 million cars in the US with a jalop sticker in 2018.

Gonzaga elevated themselves out of mid-majordom sometime around their fifth-straight NCAA tournament bid in 2003. Their basketball program alone spends twice as much as Loyola’s entire athletics department.