One of the many grand ironies of this whole disaster to me is how many of the ones in the Red States who mocked the “E-Leet Libbrul Coast”-ers *completely fail to realize* that it’s *federal taxes from those states* that underwrite pretty much their entire economy and way of life.

I’m probably the 65, 473 person to post this but...

I don’t want to pile on, because I’m assuming this all happened to you, but there’s an old adage:

I like your ‘ban alcohol’ post better, seemed like you committed more in that comment than this one. You gotta sell the horseshit in order to make people buy it. 4/10 wouldn’t read again. 

This absolutely horrible human being is currently in Travis County Jail from what I can tell, to be transferred to state prison at some later date. If you want to look more into her whereabouts, this is a good place to start. I would take notice when her release date is and especially if her sentence is reduced. They…

She sounds like a serial killer just getting started. She won’t be getting rehabilitated.

The moment a child grabs a knife to stab a stranger for nothing and feels no remorse in doing so and yet worries about some jewelry lost in the process stops being a child she is a fucking psycho and should be in jailed forever.

Moen is 18 not 9. She’s not a kid. Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.

This, to me, is one of those rare cases that warrants the death penalty. By her own words, this is not a human being, but a cruel robot with no empathy or remorse. She deserves the same compassion she had for her victim, which is none. Sorry/not sorry.

She has the wrong skin color for a harsher sentence.

If it were Florida, the killing would have somehow involved a sh*t-ton of meth and an alligator.

That’s pretty textbook sociopathic behavior. (I don’t want you to think I’m excusing it or something, because I’m definitely not, just pointing out that I’m completely unsurprised.)

“It was absolutely fantastic. Murder gives me a high unlike any other, it feels like this crisp unreality. Flashing & sparkling. Adrenaline & shock. Fight or flight mode. How do I even go about describing it. The whole thing was unreal.”

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

We truly are living through the golden age of the man child, aren’t we?

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

Mine is Muthafucka Paul Ryan. That person will get every. last. dime.

Well, if you’re not already on a political activism site, take a page from there and call his office and tell him so. His office has been flooded with calls demanding that the House Oversight Committee (that he chairs) investigate DJT’s conflicts of interests. Provo office – 801-851-2500. DC office - 202-225-7751. …

I want someone to run against McCain, anyone, I don’t care who and I will donate to their campaign. Mitch McConnell is in my crosshairs too.