Just send in Gary Burghoff to announce her plane was shot down over the Sea Of Japan.

John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

I’m fully convinced that cops are some of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet.

If a cop wants me to open my door more than a crack, they better have a goddamned warrant. Rights are like vacation days: use ‘em or lose em.

Or you know just be polite and understanding. Either way.

If that couple were black, they would be dead.

Agreed.

Also, I’m fucking amazed that these people let cops into their house without a warrant, dug through their own trash to give them evidence, AND provided them with identification so they could check for warrants. The proper response would have been to tell Officer Drug Dog to fuck right off and to then call your lawyer.

He changed his story on the genital part of the incident, and toxicologists indicate he was lying about the drugging. Takei denied even meeting him. At this point, I would not assume that a come-on even occured.

It might be an awkward thing to say, but is not being attracted to an ethnicity really racism? Do we get to decide who we’re attracted to?

I admit, I only came to this article to read the hostile comments.

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

I absolutely do say “sym-bee-otic,” and so will you if you want to live under this roof.

Aaron Paul’s little essay there reads like something Chris Hansen would be reading in voice-over as Aaron was led off in handcuffs.

She somehow understands the human experience as if she has lived it for a thousand years.

John Wiccan?

Never forget.

With a cactus.

Fuck that guy

punk bitch