Counterpoint: Bill Walton is completely there. All of the time. The rest of us are not.

I once watched a PAC 12 blowout just to hear him talk about anything.

White person dictates what is and what isn’t racism, News at 11

“Technically correct” is the best kind of correct, just as “full blown” is the best kind of blown.

Moore will “bring a fleshlight of accountability to Washington, D.C.”

It was a nice civil discussion, and it is always sweet when two middle class white dudes are discussing how bad or not bad racism is now compared to how it might have been in the past.

I would love to shit in his cowboy hat.

It’s also a neat monetary fact that, if you start with a penny and double it every day for an entire month, at the end of the month Sarah Huckabee Sanders will still be a total asshole.

Aussie what you did there.

I heard the mayo store closed because they spread themselves too thin.

Listen bub, in America, God’s Own Country, we have the right to work endless hours for piss-poor wages just to be able to pay for mom’s chemotherapy meds while the kids get diabetes because junk food is all you can afford and Bobby gets bored at school because you can’t scrape together enough for enrichment classes…

Standard XKCD reply

I can’t wait for Jared to get caught with his penis inside another man.

Porn.

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

they should have sent a priest instead.

You’re joking right? Power Armor Suits, Ghouls, killing Raiders, sippin on Nuka Cola Quantum’s, Yelling insults at Chinese Communist Artillery men! It’s a dream come true! And we all know IRL is the best DLC.

I had my son 4 days after my 22nd birthday, and have been grateful ever since.