Or anyone with a pulse.

The only thing that makes me think Cuban might not be lying is the part about stuffing his hand down the back of her pants and touching her groin region. I’ve only ever stuck my hand down the back of a woman’s pants consensually but I can barely reach the bottom curve of her butt, if that. Maybe she wasn’t wearing…

How baggy were these jeans? I think maybe if this was 2002 and she was wearing super low cut jeans it would be possible but the jeans that have been in fashion since then? That’s a pretty tough maneuver.

As much as I’m loath to jump into this, lets be reasonable here there are some elements we need to unpack

Um, can I disagree? If you’re a famous person, and you’re trying to avoid situations like this, it makes some sense.

I have no idea if this accusation happened, but man, this is a strange one.

Okay, now he’s ready to run for president.

Do what you love....

And punish the innocent athletes, including some of his victims, more than anyone else? What good does that do?

Louisville fucks itself in seconds, even though they are not in an Italian restaurant

This will never not be the most disrespectful thing to happen in the flow of an organized basketball game. I love the kick of the foot by McInnis as he gets crossed. The little wave before Childress shoots it is inspired. The white UNC walk-on trying to do something on the bench. Just poetry, man. Poetry.

My favorite of all-time, in the ACC tourney title game:

So it’s a terrible opinion and he sounds like a redneck idiot. But why is this a fireable offense? It’s a dumb opinion but it isn’t racist, sexist, or homophobic. Baseball coaches aren’t allowed to have dumb opinions about marijuana now?

I gotta tell you.....I’m still pretty amazed by the fact that anyone over the age of 12 actually follows, let along watches, this shit.

Good reminder from Newton that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

“Whoa...sweet mechanics!”

A star point guard who relied on driving into the paint who looks like a shell of the player he was after injuries.

Keto is old news. The carnivore diet is in now. Vegetables are poisoning you. I hate the internet.

Anyone else who doesn’t like the fat just because it’s, well, gross? Like all chewy and weird and doesn’t fall apart in your mouth and doesn’t really taste like anything and oh god it’s still in my mouth I’m choking ahhhhh!

*Listens to 5000 hours of the Joe Rogan Podcast

Drew, I would like to introduce you to the weirdo devotees of the Keto Diet. They will now be threatening your life 55 times an hour on twitter. You know, when they’re not dumping butter into their coffee.