Honeydew? Speaking of cruel and unusual...

Before we all rush to judgment about Lou Anna Simon, let’s not forget that she has done amazing things for MSU. She got a lot of donations for their basketball arena, for god’s sake!

That’s all very nice. Now let’s turn our eyes to the people who aided and abetted him all of these years. MSU, we turn our lonely eyes to you.

but when Serena Williams calls you out, you should really listen

Not to be that guy, but didn’t Serena go all “fuck you, I’m not apologizing” after threatening to stuff a tennis ball down the throat of a line judge? I’m not carrying any water for Tennys, the racist tennis player, but maybe Serena doesn’t have the highest ground to stand on.

“When Serena calls you out, you should really listen.”

Even greater than those of a movie cop being gunned down two days before retirement.

I am having a hard time imagining anything getting through a perimeter of gorillas and bears working together

Tipping should be abolished and replaced with better pay everywhere. I don’t care what other terrible trash viewpoints they have, I would instantly vote for any politician who said they would outlaw tipping. Charge everyone X% more and give that directly to the workers so customers don’t have to make up for it. This…

Or, you know, they could get a different job, which would actually force Uber to pay drivers more to retain more drivers, which will result in higher rates, so you don’t have to tip the drivers as much.

I’m sorry, but if someone is “humiliated” by being offered a seat on public transportation, that’s their problem, not the problem of the person offering. What is there to be humiliated about?

and a bit sexist too.

im really so far under the weather it’s hard for me to jump onto any of these circles this article is talking about.

im a white dude. i give up my seat if it’s necessary; i dont play any assumption game, i offer my seat. if the want it? great. if they dont? great.
but here’s a call out about how im an awful person and…

Look at person.

Yeah no kidding. Racist much?

do you want to give up your seat?

“HI, DO YOU WANT MY SEAT?”

end of article.

I look up and say, “would you like to sit?”

So now we’re basing tips on the amount of work the server does instead of price? It takes the same amount of effort for the server to bring me a Wagyu filet as it does a grilled cheese. Should i tip 1000% on my grilled cheese?

The only way I am tipping for something I didn’t buy, is if they take something off my tab or I have a coupon. Otherwise, I will tip for whatever the bill comes out to.

That shouldn’t be a thing either. If I order a soda, should i tip based on the fact that it could have been a pricey craft beer?