Damn. Steve Kerr has really let himself go.

Hold up. Did you really say that DeAndre Jordan is better than Kevin Love?

If I had a hammer
I’d hammer in the morning
I’d hammer in the evening
All over this man
I’d hammer out the dangers of teen drug users
I’d hammer out a warning
I’d hammer out trust between
Fathers & daughters
All over this man

Yeah, but if my daughter was doing drugs at a house where an adult is present I might take a hammer to him. (And I like drugs)

Yep, you sound like a Bengals fan.

I’m giving you a star and then slowly backing away

That’s exactly what I’m saying.

I also read this article

Wow. Thank you. I never expected to find a troll on the internet.

Heinlein to the rescue:
“Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.”

Currently 14 and engaging in the most ridiculous circuitous arguments just to piss her father off. So spawn. Yes.

Raymond Felton is still in the league?!

+1 Class, which is one more class than UNC players actually take.

I’ll give away all my Christmas presents for a video of Wofford’s coach going into UNC’s locker room and telling the players how much he respects their game.

Yeah, but he was a Cardinal, so no doubt he covered it up The Right Way.

My partner and I discussed kids on date #2. We both didn’t (and don’t) want kids and when you’re dating in your late 20s/early 30s that matters. No reason to get to date #6 and discover you want totally different things.

Incidentally, “Back Seat Meat” was the name of my first... film endeavor.

Yeah imagine if your spouse found out.

Dinner is a bad first date. Do happy hour instead. If possible, a place with darts/pool/photo hunt or anything that can get a friendly competition going.

I had one of these and it was super depressing when one shrimp “ruled” and ate the others.

I had one of these and it was super depressing when one shrimp “ruled” and ate the others.