I think we are in a unique situation because I don’t foresee us having issues like that. I know I will never speak poorly of my ex to my child and I have more than enough faith that she will do the same. I got lucky in the sense that the person I married is a really good person who will put her child first, we just…

$70? No thanks.

$70? No thanks.

Would you rather the uber driver just throw their shit away?

That press conference with Garrett was infuriating, dude is the Theon Greyjoy of football.

Jason Garrett should have his name changed to Reek

“We have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it”

It depends on the bank but most have a way to waive a fee. For example, my bank you can waive your checking fee if you have direct deposit or you keep a certain balance. Savings is similar but with a lower balance requirement.

My ex and I went through an amicable divorce and while our kid is still really young we try to meet up for dinner together when we swap parenting duties. This allows us to catch up, talk about how we are raising our kid, making sure we are on the same page with how we are approaching certain things like milestones and…

Spread your cheeks and lift your sack

It is really annoying when people just wont let it be and for some reason when it comes to having kids this seems to be a regular thing.

I think that next offseason we might finally reach peak hot take once Lebron decides to leave

Oh no doubt and I am sure that they will kill at least one dragon with this but it would be hilarious if Cersi thinks she has a shot and instead just gets destroyed and the super crossbow does nothing.

Here’s another tip. If you ask someone if they want kids or want more kids and they say no, stop bothering them about it. I can’t tell you the number of times I told people I don’t want anymore kids only to be badgered and told that I really do want more. No, I really don’t. Now I just respond with, oh I am divorced…

I for one would enjoy a scene where they are trying to kill the dragons with the super crossbow only to have their shit wrecked instead

As a new Netflix subscriber (yeah I know, I am like the last person to subscribe) I am sad that one of my favorites, American Dad is leaving but it was only the early seasons anyways which weren’t the best. Anyone know where they are going to be showing on?

And I want Bell to not blow his knee out next season

Three days and expensive oil? Yeah I’ll just keep using the cheap stuff with the standard method

Never mind, that was answered

While I agree that we need to be respectful of requests to not take pictures or selfies it would be great if we as society could get over the whole sacred place thing and stop assigning unnecessary value to places when in the end it doesn’t really matter

Hell, I did this when I was just working for a private company and had a work cell phone. That phone was a pure work phone because I didn’t want there to be any questions about text messages or phone calls from that number since my company ultimately had the authority to look.