Ok

It really isn’t good writing, if it were it could have been drastically shortened without losing any of the information in it. This article should have been half as long at the max.

On the bright side, as a Pirates fan I can check out of baseball season early this year and don’t have to endure the whole 162 games.

Why the short face?

Three eggs fried in a healthy pat of butter

Comments like that remind me that my divorce wasn’t such a bad idea after all

Pretty sure he meant to buy the types of dumbbells that you can add weight to. Aka they are handles and you have small free weights. For under 50 lbs those should be more than adequate and cheaper than these.

Pretty sure he meant to buy the types of dumbbells that you can add weight to. Aka they are handles and you have…

Alex Jones isn’t a Republican, he spent more time saying that Bush was the antichrist than anyone else. Dude is just a straight up loon.

Do I spy a flip phone in those pics? Did you forget to remove your burner first?

o shit a tdubber

As someone recently entering the single world for the first time in about 10 years it is something that I enjoy so much and terrifies me so much at the same time. What a weird feeling to finally be able to just do whatever I want but at the same time feel like I am just missing something. My new goal is to just learn…

As someone who is recently divorced and entering the dating scene again this really nailed it to me. I was on Tinder and Bumble and all that and after a while I just had to delete it all and the relief I felt was incredible. I didn’t really want to go on dates with all those people, I just wanted to feel wanted again…

I have a version of that (not the electric one) and it was definitely one of the best purchases I have ever made

So why are you featuring him?

Don’t forget the vibrating platform

I seriously doubt many people in the “general public” will be able to afford these and those that could can already afford plenty of scary fast vehicles

“Look at how boring the Spurs are”

This needs to be the top comment

Fantastic troll job by Pop

I just wanted to make sure you were checking all of your privileges