LOL it’s up there.

That was a brutal, brutal loss. The Bills just kept running the same screen every play and the Dolphins just couldn’t do a thing about it.

Believe it or not they used to alternate the home field back then according to some sort of logic I can’t explain.

I couldn’t even get angry, it wasn’t like they were trying to run it up, the Dolphins kept handing them easy scores. I loved Marino, in his prime he was spectacular, but he was finished in 99 and JJ did nothing whatsoever to address that fact.

Yeah, that was fun. I enjoyed the 2008 “three yards, a cloud of dust and the occasional gimmick play” offense the used that year but then everyone started pretending that “the wildcat” was a real thing and not just a gimmick to exploit defenses that were weary and back on their heels after another 14 minute plodding…

It was. He probably shouldn’t have even been on the field at that point, as he was clearly finished a season or two before, but JJ decided to draft a passel of incredibly shitty RBs year after year instead of drafting even one reasonable QB alternative. Karim-Abdul Jabbar (seriously), JJ Johnson (seriously), John…

JJ should have been unceremoniously dumped before the final gun, but somehow he was allowed to appoint the next coach, his pal Dave Wannstedt, who ended up being even worse.

I once worked with a guy who had an LA Raiders tattoo, which could have only been sadder if it was a Houston Oilers one instead.

Fuck that bandwagon shit. Dolphins fans know there’s no point in sitting there like an idiot watching them fop around in some boring regular season game they’ve already seen a hundred times before. If and when they ever find themselves in the AFC title game again I’ll care. Otherwise what’s the point? It’s not…

Even more incredible is the fact that Fiedler was one of the three best QBs they’ve had since Marino. Even more incredible than THAT is the fact that Tannehill and Chad Pennington are the other two.

The seasons from 2009 through 2015 were possibly the most anonymous and forgettable football seasons any franchise has ever had. I literally can’t remember a single highlight during that span, mainly because there weren’t any.

Jimmy Johnson was dogshit. I was all excited when they first hired him, then he starts drafting garbage RB after garbage RB. Then, when it was obvious to everyone that Marino was finished, he blames him even though he did absolutely nothing to groom a reasonable replacement....THEN after getting whipped 62-7 in the…

I mean I’d rather have rotting weasel flesh rammed down my throat with a rusty spike than listen to her “music” or watch her try to be “sexy” in those horrific high-waisted shorts of hers but seriously, she’s supposed to give a shit about the day Kanye West’s mother passed away? Why? Who the fuck even knows who “Donda…

Oh yeah, and Tony (Not Soprano) Sparano going apeshit when another 53 yard FG put the Dolphins up 6-3 in the first quarter.

Way, way back when I became a Dolphins fan they were one of the better NFL franchises. They won the division all the time, rarely had a losing season and every so often they were at least a semi-legitimate contender. Then after the 95 season they canned Don Shula because they weren’t winning enough. Since then…

Meh.

Those 4am cold pizza slices take their toll on one’s youth.

What? She’s supposed to plot her career around anniversaries involving Kanye West’s family? I seriously doubt she knows or cares and why should she?

Why is a man coaching teenage cheerleaders in the first place?

Bortles is a party boy, too much booze and tail, that’s his problem. Oh, and the fact that he was WILDLY overrated coming out of school too. A few seasons riding the pine behind a real QB might have salvaged him but it’s too late now. He’ll be backing up some mediocre starter next year, like Bradford or Tannehill or…