... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

If he finds his swing in AA and AAA, who knows, maybe they’ll make Tebow Harvey’s designated best friend and roommate!

Tebow: [Barging into Harvey’s room, jogging in place] Hey Matthew! It’s 4:30, time to hit the gym!
Harvey: [Groggliy] 4:30? Shit, I overslept. Where are we going for dinner?
Tebow: [doing jumping jacks]…

Part of me wonders if it wasn’t to give her exactly the response she got here. “Someone has to boo this vapid idiot, might as well be us!”

I have no solutions. This post just reminded me of this picture. And I think it does a good job displaying the problem.

All I can think is that Penn St is no longer a university and is just some elaborate performance piece designed to be a long meditation on how group think and tribalism leave us vulnerable to corruption and exploitation.  

The sins of the father are not the sins of the son. We should shower him. With praise.

This should really boost his Yards after Catch numbers.

I’m really enjoying my Fyre Festival experience.

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

Are you alright, Melania?

Setting my alarm for 530AM to get the full 4.5 hours of Kirk and Callahan on WEEI with the HOTTEST TAKES. It’s going to be great. You’ll get Sully from Carver with his “I have a black friend” take. You’ll get Ben from Manchester who once sat in the out field in Fenway in the 1980s and NEVER HEARD A RACIST COMMENT, so…

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

Fuck Papa John and fuck his shitty ass pizza.

Wait until he drops your fantasy team.

Junior Galette Arrested After Allegedly Running Away From Fight At Spring Break Festival

No, why would I?

I can’t believe that. It would be like having an industry where a huge percentage of its employees end up with horrific respiratory disease that the public ignores, and the POTUS promising to increase the number of jobs in said industry. Real Looney Tunes stuff.

“Late Capitalism Is NOT Fascism!” Screamed PR representatives as they pepper sprayed the assembled press.

DA “Would you say that you are a fan of the Patriots?”