soooooooooo states rights until they’re doing something we don’t like?

The prime difference between white and black Americans is that most white Americans believe that the US is the greatest and best nation in the world*

Kim Davis believes so strongly in marriage being the cornerstone of a successful society, she’s done it 4 times.

If I wanted to know what white men thought, I would be reading Deadspin.

Well, second commentor, education and access to birth control pretty much always results in a drop in teen birth rates, but something tells me you are against comprehensive sexual ed and reproductive health care that is accessible and affordable. It’s so much easier to make asshole comments instead of putting effort…

They are God’s children caught in a culture of rap...

Don’t forget that Rick Perry’s commitment to black people is so deep he named his families hunting camp in honor of them:

Remember, the guy who came up with this “clever” contract is the one who gets to keep his job and control over the roster while yet another coach gets pushed out of the airlock.

Yes. Sundays are terrible days at our house.

It’s reasonable, then, that everyone was prepared to see some blood spilled after the season ended...

Being a colts fan sucks. Not as much as being a browns fan though, atleast that’s what my wife says.

Can you give them a few days? They haven’t even raised their AFC South Second Runner-Up banner yet.

My guess is that he’s chasing Peyton Manning for an Elway-style role, and if he can’t get him, he’ll keep the status quo in place. Which as a Colts fan is hot garbage because they should have immediately fired both, but realistically what can you do as a fan?

I await the Jim Irsay-John McAfee road trip movie.

As much as Nick Saban may want to redeem himself at the NFL level, I don’t think ten bucks will be enough to pry him away from Alabama.

My high school got rid of our team partially for this reason.  

Hey, my bad. It’s White Power Bill. It’s from a funny TV show from 13 years ago. Look it up and lighten up, jefe.

We took our daughter to a WNBA game for her birthday and the men’s room was empty every time I went in there. It was so luxurious!

What’s more disturbing is that filming in a men’s bathroom is now not even remarked on.

I was half expecting the Buffalo Bills fan to come off the top of the toilet stall and give them both a double axehandle