People get pretty irrationally attached to their special foods, especially when their national or provincial identity is wrapped in those foods. As a Canadian, I admit that I thought of our neighbors in Louisiana differently when I saw them put some kind of Aunt Jemima corn syrup nonsense on pancakes. A “what the fuck…

I miss Harry. :(

Hahahaha too few people will get this reference my friend. But goddamn I love it

“... and when I hung up the phone it occurred to me, my boy was just like me yeah, my boy was just like me...

“fast girls”

Pre game show hosts are “talent.” LOL get the fuck out of here Todd, if you had any “talent” you would not be a pre game host in Phoenix. My Dad wouldn’t have been as nice as yours.

So I was an intern for the coyotes a few years back, and I often received tickets to games ya know rather than money. So I often brought them to my dad to watch the game. Well, one day my dad is going to sit in these seats and Todd is prepping to be on camera at the next break with some specific guest that is two…

Also, he chest bumped her multiple times while physically keeping her from her car, yet she has no idea what that badge thing on his chest was or what it said? Maybe don’t take someone’s uncorroborated story at 100% truth, especially when they are so damaged by the ordeal the only way to communicate it is with cute…

“You broke my mirror? This is the kristallnacht of white genocide!”

“He had a badge on but not sure what it said. Here’s the pic I got of him after he decided to get aggressive.”

Man, if you hit my car while I’m just sitting in a parking spot and then come up and start snapping pictures of me, I’m probably going to get upset as well. I’ll reserve judgement on both parties until I see his statement.

Are we sure he didn’t also shout, “I VOTED FOR TRUMP! STOP DISCRIMINATING! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAAAAAIN!!!” before disintegrating into a puddle of white tears? Because that seems to be the thing to do these days...

One of the few things worse than being a sexist and a racist is using lots of emojis when sharing your thoughts.

I fucking love that he was leaving Hooters. I mean. Come on.

I don’t understand why you have any interest at all in the way another man pisses.

I don’t understand why you have any interest at all in the way another man pisses.

Maybe Fisher is going to run for Mayor of Boston?
http://archive.boston.com/sports/other_sports/gallery/05_11_10_sports_flubs?pg=6

“Danny” is likely referring to Amendola..

What you mean to say is — “Would anyone know their was gold in that completely black unmarked seemingly heavy bucket?”

Man, I vote for sticking a gopro on refs in every sport.

Looks like he just read about Baylor.