I’m certainly not excusing the behavior of the Suh jersey crew(if the jersey fits, right?), but why does someone show up to a Dolphins/Niners game in a Steelers jersey? BTW, it’s always someone in a Steelers jersey.

Remember this handy tip when at an NFL game. Any time a fight starts breaking out among the white trash in the crowd, yell out “Colin Kaepernick is a traitor!” and soon everyone will be on the same page again.

How’d you score free tickets to the owner’s box??? Really burying the lede here, geez

New rule: you get in a fight at a game, you have to put on pads and block for the next three plays that your team is on offense.

Was at Dallas game on Turkey Day. Saw meth being smoked, not once, not twice but three times in my section. Luckily my tickets were free. NFL games suck.

A lot of odd jersey choices in that video, but sadly the one woman who needed a Suh jersey was in a tank top.

This reminds me of the biblical passage: ‘Two Corinthians walk into a bar. One roofies and rapes the other and no one talks about it ever again. Amen’

“Ian’s success really speaks for itself,” Falwell said. “You look at what Baylor was able to do during his tenure, it fits perfectly with where we see our sports programs going. This is an exciting time for us.”

The fan offered to give Dwight two free shots at him, both of which Dwight promptly missed.

It’s always so much better for the player to not respond. If you show that the fans are in your head, you’ve already lost, no matter how clever your ‘bitch’ insult is. Just walk by and pretend like they don’t exist.

I’m pretty sure the common thread here is marijuana. The employees got freaked out by a customer and hid in the back: high. Dude goes to CVS in the middle of the night looking for cheese and spends 45 minutes wandering around the store: high.

“The other real story is the obscene price of prescriptions in the U.S.”

Don’t worry. Now we have President elect Donald Trump to fix both those things.

The other real story is the obscene price of prescriptions in the U.S.

Hot take alert: buttfumble is the most overrated gaffe of all time. It really wasn’t THAT funny. The low-standard people who thought that the buttfumble was uproariously funny are probably the same people who never missed an episode of Two and a Half Men.

Jon Hamm had a drinking problem at the time and has sought help for it. Kathy Griffin does not appear to have sought help for being unfunny.

Here I was, racing to get here with a Phil Spector joke, thinking I was so clever and you go ahead and beat me to it. +1

I don’t get the point in having a million netflix original series if they get little to no acknowledgement / advertisements. They really depend on world of mouth to get views on some of their shows. I am assuming they are expecting most people to find them in the “you liked that, you should watch this” suggestion…

I have a hard time believing that guy didn’t want toupée.

These voices are important. because time and time again, assclowns like you tell us all veterans think the same way. All veterans act the same way. And not coincidentally...all veterans have the exact same opinion as you.

This is not meant to be a representation of all the military. That’s your game. This is meant to…